I love Mothers’ Day, because I am a mother and I love getting stuff. Just kidding – I love Mothers’ Day because I have a mother as well, since everybody knows that us mums are too busy enjoying the gift of giving to actually enjoy, y’know, the gift of chocolate or champagne or any of […]

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So, you may have grasped that it’s International Women’s Day today. And some people – hell, they just aren’t down with it. They’ve got some questions that need answering, ASAP,  before their brains implode with the possibility of 24 hours dedicated to celebrating the achievements of The Vagina Crew (I came up with a new […]

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      It’s once in a blue moon that a Hollywood film actress comes along who you’d actually want to get drunk with, and Jennifer Lawrence seems to be that woman. Everyone seems to be going mad for her, which, considering she’s a gal who speaks her mind and doesn’t take any shit, has […]

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    When it comes to bafflingly irritating TV adverts, I reckon price comparison websites have the market cornered: talking meerkats, moustachioed opera singers, and strange characters and hairstyles that should have been left in the 70s. But when it comes to the original, confused.com, the adverts go far beyond annoying, and tip into kind […]

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Oh, Harper’s Bazaar. Oh dear, sweet Harper’s Bazaar. Oh dear, sweet, shitty Harper’s Bazaar. I want to like you, I really do. I want share your stories with my friends. I want to laugh at your jokes. I even kind of want follow the trends that you set. But I can’t. Why? Because I just […]

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I treat my sons differently to how I would treat daughters, if I had any. We all say that you should raise them the same, but the fact is that when society bombards them with so much sexist poison (I don’t care about that mixed metaphor. Leave me alone, I have two small children), then […]

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